Joao climbed over the fence and hopped down. Then he pulled off his shirt, for whatever reason, and began to make his way towards the animals. Meanwhile, tourists at the popular zoo began to take photos and videos of the crazy Brazilian attempting this asinine undertaking.
The animals that the mechanic was so excited to meet up close, were Spider Monkeys: arboreal primates with long prehensile tails, spindly fingers, and unknown to the drunk daredevil, sour dispositions. Joao had no idea that monkeys are territorial, but he would find it out, as very shortly…